2,500 CAPYBARAS WITH A TWIN INSCRIBED ON BITCOIN.

Every capybara here has a twin: a real ordinal, inscribed on Bitcoin in April 2024. Not a promise, not a roadmap item — 8,038 of them, sitting on-chain since block 837,980, never moved once. On a chain full of PFPs minted last Tuesday, that is two years of provenance you can verify in about eleven seconds.

The mint is free. Max 2 per wallet. You pay gas and nothing else.

THE MACBOOK DISCLOSURE

Full financial history of this project, audited by nobody: in March 2025 we minted 555 of 2,500 on Sonic. The mint was free. Everything I earned came from secondary royalties, and it came to roughly one MacBook.

I bought the MacBook.

Then I went quiet for a year, which is the part I am not proud of. This website, the contract, the snapshot of all 214 of you — all of it was built on that MacBook. It remains the only return this project has ever generated, and it is finally doing something useful.

No roadmap. No utility. No token. No treasury, unless you count the laptop.